tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-205164832024-03-07T19:02:47.087-07:00Sitzblog"Have Machete, Will Travel."Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.comBlogger817125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-89468687578485735772013-01-12T19:53:00.000-07:002013-01-12T19:53:28.782-07:00New Website Address!<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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I've not posted lately because I have a new website! I know, I have about 10 websites that I mention here, but this is actually different, since it's actually <i>THIS</i> website I'm talking about! I bought the domain <a href="http://sitzblog.com/">sitzblog.com</a> and moved this blog there. Blogger has served me well since 2006 or so, but I decided I wanted a domain of my own. So if you want to keep following <a href="http://sitzblog.com/" target="_blank">Sitzblog</a>, that's the place to do it (you can also follow on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/sitzblog" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, which will remain unaffected by all this...the links I post there will just go to the new site).</div>
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The new site is very similar, but you'll notice there's a big picture of me doing something stupid every time you refresh the homepage. Pretty fancy, eh? There's also a place to follow <a href="http://sitzblog.com/sitzbook/" target="_blank">Sitzbook</a> and my pictures, if you happen to do that. I'll be developing it more in the future, too. </div>
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I'll still keep this blog around for the archived posts, and you'll be able to check out new posts on my other sites on the bottom left column, at least for a while. But I also got the domains <a href="http://sitzmanabc.com/">sitzmanabc.com</a> and <a href="http://cinematicattic.com/">cinematicattic.com</a>, so those will also be growing soon, hopefully!</div>
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Thanks for everyone for following this blog, and I look forward to the next part of my journey!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-46309337130683739082012-12-04T13:16:00.001-07:002012-12-04T13:16:22.116-07:00Sitzbook: Four Quick Reviews<div style="text-align: justify;">
Hi Everyone! Today I'm continuing my reviews for <a href="http://sitzblog.blogspot.com/p/sitzbook.html" target="_blank">Sitzbook</a>. My thoughts on the four books I'll review today weren't terribly comment-heavy, so I decided to do them in a quick, compressed format. Here we go:</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>The Last Lecture</i> by Randy Pausch</span></div>
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<b>The Good:</b> This book is about Professor Randy Pausch, a man who was terminally sick and gave his famous "last lecture" to highlight how to really achieve one's dreams. You can read more <a href="http://www.cmu.edu/randyslecture/" target="_blank">here</a>. It's a great way to think about what's truly important in your life.</div>
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<b>The Not-So-Good:</b> The book gets very personal at times, and Pausch occasionally comes off as having all the answers. I know that certainly wasn't his intention, though, and it's not like that sensation is overbearing or anything.</div>
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<b>Should You Read It? </b>Yes, possibly, but as I read the book, it occurred to me that this is the type of book everyone should <i>write</i>, since it's a great way to leave behind a record of our values, memories, and love. So read it if you want, and then write your own "last lecture."</div>
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<b>The Good: </b>I read this because I had the impression that it wasn't <i>really</i> about statistics and baseball, but in reality it was. I guess it's good in the sense that it makes statistics and baseball <i>sort of </i>interesting. The writing is also good, and one can identify with some of the people mentioned in the book.<br />
<b>The Not-So-Good: </b>At the end of the day, it's still about statistics and baseball.<br />
<b>Should You Read It? </b>No, just watch the major motion picture starring Brad Pitt, although that's not that much more interesting, seeing as it's also about statistics and baseball.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>The Big Short </i>by Michael Lewis</span></div>
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<b>The Good:</b> Like <i>Moneyball</i>, it was a free book from Amazon's Kindle Lending Library.<br />
<b>The Not-So-Good: </b>It's about the roots of the recent financial crisis and it's really boring as a result.<br />
<b>Should You Read It? </b>No. C'mon, I <i>just said</i> it was boring.<br />
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<b>The Good: </b>It's pretty funny in a few parts, and you can find the hardcover "textbook" version for a couple of dollars at a Barnes and Noble near you. Nice pictures, too.<br />
<b>The Not-So-Good: </b><i>America (The Book)</i> was quite a bit funnier in most parts.<br />
<b>Should You Read It? </b>Yeah, sure, but maybe not from cover-to-cover, but rather just leave it in the john to read a page or two every now and then.<br />
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So, that's it for today! I'll be back with more reviews throughout the week, and hopefully I'll get caught up. Thanks for reading!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-34480648836082429782012-12-03T11:09:00.000-07:002012-12-03T11:09:30.002-07:00Sitzbook: "Casino Royale" by Ian Fleming<div style="text-align: justify;">
OK, so this will be a bit different. I just read this book last week and I wanted to review it for Sitzbook. However, a few friends and I just started a blog about movies and stuff like that, so I wrote a review there comparing the book and the movie. I'll reprint that in this post, but you can also check out the review <a href="http://cinematicattic.blogspot.com/2012/12/sitzman-book-vs-movie-casino-royale.html" target="_blank">here</a>. The blog is called <a href="http://cinematicattic.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Cinematic Attic</a>, and it's pretty fun! If you're interested in movies, books, and music (but especially movies, at least thus far), then <a href="http://cinematicattic.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">check it out</a>!</div>
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So, here's my review from <a href="http://cinematicattic.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Cinematic Attic</a>:</div>
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OK, I just recently read <i>Casino Royale</i> by Ian Fleming for <a href="http://sitzblog.blogspot.com/p/sitzbook.html">Sitzbook</a>. It was OK; not that great, but also somehow addicting. It was published in 1953, and the (2nd) movie version came out in 2006, so there are obviously going to be some differences, especially in things like technology. But the movie was <i>very </i>different.</div>
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The main characters are the same, at least in name. You've got James Bond, Vesper Lynd, Le Chiffre, M, and Mathis. And there is a high stakes card game at a casino where Bond is trying to defeat Le Chiffre. That part of the movie starts about 1 hour into the movie, but what comes before that is <i>absolutely</i> different from the book. In fact, it's not in the book at all. Bond fights a guy on a skyscraper in Madagascar. Bond goes to the Bahamas to seduce some lady to get closer to her terrorist husband. Bond foils a terrorist plot to blow up a prototype airliner in Miami. </div>
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All that is the first hour of the movie, and it's completely unnecessary. It's supposedly a set-up to help us understand the background of Le Chiffre and the type of people he runs with, but still, Fleming was able to establish all that in about two paragraphs. That's not to say it's not fun, since it is, but then <i>after</i> all that you still have a 1.5 hour movie to get through. The people who made the movie should have just stuck with the <i>Casino Royale</i> story, which is followed fairly closely after that point. There are some differences like location (book is France, movie is Montenegro), and the ending is completely different, but I also understand they needed to make it look cool and sexy, and it's a lot easier to watch an action scene than to read one.</div>
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So, which is better, the book or the movie? I'd say the movie, but only if you start at about 55 minutes in. They should have just used those 55 minutes and added them to the next Bond movie, because the rest of the story is well done. Daniel Craig is a great James Bond, although I must admit I've only seen a few Bond movies and don't really care that much about the Bond character. So, I'll correct that: Daniel Craig is a cool actor and I like how he plays Bond. I also like how Eva Green plays Vesper. Much stronger and confident, much less stupid and useless than in the book (again, it was written in 1953, so I realize times have changed).</div>
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I'd give the book 10 stars out of 17. I'd give the first 55 minutes of the movie 7 stars out of 17, and the second part 12 stars out of 17. </div>
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Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-6013039996535897352012-12-02T22:59:00.001-07:002012-12-02T23:10:05.402-07:00Sitzbook: "The Yiddish Policemen's Union" by Michael Chabon<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hi again! I'm back with another review, although this one will be mostly quotes. My brother gave me <i>The Yiddish Policemen's Union</i> for Christmas and it was, in a word, excellent. The story takes place in an alternate reality in which Sitka, Alaska, has taken in millions of Jewish refugees during the Second World War, thereby basically avoiding the bulk of the Holocaust. (In reality, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slattery_Report" target="_blank">this was actually a plan that was briefly proposed in the US Congress</a> but ultimately came to nothing.) Anyhow, the story picks up in more modern times, when the city is about to revert to American/Alaskan control, since it had been an autonomous region before, basically controlled by the Yiddish-speaking Jewish community.</div>
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Still following? OK, the main thing though is that there are crimes, intrigue, mysteries and a strong "human" element in the form of the relationship between the (anti-)hero Meyer Landsmann and his ex-wife Bina. I don't want to give away anything, since I knew basically nothing going into this book, and that's the best way to approach this one. Just pick it up and let the story take you away. But I do assure you that the book is one of the best ones I've read this year, and even in the last two years, of <a href="http://sitzblog.blogspot.com/p/sitzbook.html" target="_blank">Sitzbook</a>. And I don't know exactly what I expected when I first saw the cover, but I somehow know that the book was <i>completely </i>different than what I might have thought it'd be about.<br />
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From p. 262, Landsmann is hearing some people speak Hebrew; the content of the quote isn't that amazing, but it does illustrate how great of a writer Chabon is, and how he's able to paint vivid images in the reader's mind:</div>
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<i>“In the dreamy seconds that precede his loss of consciousness, the guttural language that Landsman heard Roboy speaking plays like a recording in his ear, and he makes a dazzling leap into impossible understanding, like the sudded consciousness in a dream of one’s having invented a great theory or written a fine poem that in the morning turns out to be gobbledygook. They are talking, those Jews on the other side of the door, about roses and frankincense. They are standing in a desert wind under the date palms, and Landsman is there, in flowing robes that keep out the biblical sun, speaking Hebrew, and they are all friends and brothers together, and the mountains skip like rams, and the hills like little lambs.”</i></div>
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<i>In teams of two, six men with the variegated surnames of doomed crewmen in a submarine movie rotate in and out of the room in four-hour shifts. One is a black man and one a Latino, and the others are fluid pink giants with haircuts that occupy the neat interval between astronaut and pedophile scoutmaster. Gum chewers, overgrown boys with good manners and Bible-school smiles. In each of them at moments Landsman sniffs out the diesel heart of a policeman, but he is baffled by the fairings of their southern and gentile glamour. Despite the smoke screen of back talk that Landsman puts up, they make him feel rattletrap, a two-stroke old beater.”</i></div>
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I obviously thought this was a great book, and above all else its most intriguing accomplishment is the ability to make the reader really ponder "What if?" The whole bulk of the story is also excellently done, but that underlying idea that there <i>could have been</i> a way to prevent so many people from dying, well, that's what made me think a lot more than the actual plot of the book.</div>
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If you've read anything else by Chabon and enjoyed it (like <i>Wonder Boys </i>or <i>The Mysteries of Pittsburgh</i>), you'll surely like this one, too. And if you've not read him, then get going!</div>
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Thanks for reading <i>this</i>, by the way! Have a great week!<br />
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Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-11657703239098576042012-12-01T22:55:00.001-07:002012-12-02T00:05:33.767-07:00Sitzbook: "Lamb" By Christopher Moore<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Hello! It's been a while since I wrote a book review for <a href="http://sitzblog.blogspot.com/p/sitzbook.html" target="_blank">Sitzbook</a>, so I really need to catch up. As a quick re-cap, I've been reading a book a week for the last two years. At this moment, I still have 7 more to go before the end of the year, so December will be a busy month for reading. It will also have quite a few reviews, since another goal for my project this year was to write at least a short review for each book. I know that no one really cares that much about my opinions regarding any given book, but I do, and I like to look back on old blog posts to remember what I thought about things, including books, of course.</div>
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Anyhow, today I'll start to bring us up to speed by reviewing a book I finished a few months ago. To do that I'll stick with <a href="http://sitzblog.blogspot.com/2012/06/sitzbook-catch-up.html" target="_blank">the format</a> I stole and adapted from AnnaLisa, which will feature the categories of "The Good," "The Not-So-Good," and "Should You Read It?" But this time I'll also add a few quotes.</div>
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<b>The Good:</b> Brad recommended this book to me and thus far, his recommendations have all been hits. It tells the story --no, it makes up the story-- of Jesus as a child and young man, as seen through the eyes of his childhood buddy Biff. It's a bit satirical, of course, but not in a disrespectful way. However, I realize that religion is a perennially touchy subject so if you don't like the idea of a Jesus who is different from the scripture you've read, then just steer clear of the book to avoid controversy. I thought it was quite funny, though.</div>
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<b>The Not-So-Good:</b> Actually I thought it was all well-written, and it made me want to check out more by Moore. Although like I said, if books that look at religion in a joking way bother you, don't read this one.</div>
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<b>Should You Read It? </b>If books that look at religion in a joking way <i>don't</i> bother you, then yes.</div>
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<i>"That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm."</i></div>
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<i>"Mark begins with the baptism, at thirty! Where did these guys get their stories? 'I once met a guy in a bar who knew a guy whose sister's best friend was at the baptism of Joshua bar Joseph of Nazareth, and here's the story as best as he could remember it.'"</i></div>
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<i>"A wall is the defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people of a country as much as it protects them."</i></div>
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And to finish, this quote is actually by the author, in the acknowledgements section at the end of the book:</div>
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<i>"Finally, this story was set in a dire time, a deadly serious time, and the world of the first-century Jew under the rule of the Romans would not have been one that easily inspired mirth. It's more than a small anachronism that I portray Joshua having and making fun, yet somehow, I like to think that while he carried out his sacred mission, Jesus of Nazareth might have enjoyed a sense of irony and the company of a wisecracking buddy. This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do."</i></div>
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So! One more down, a lot more to go. Tell me if you've read this, or have any thoughts or comments. Thanks for reading, and have a good one!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-22883427838078045542012-11-29T01:07:00.000-07:002012-11-29T01:07:49.535-07:00October 2012 Pictures of the Day<div style="text-align: justify;">
Well, it's almost the end of November, so I guess that means I should finally post my <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sitzman/sets/72157632033687921/" target="_blank"><i>October</i> Pictures of the Day</a>. It was another busy month for traveling, and you can see the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sitzman/sets/72157632033689649/" target="_blank">Leftovers here</a>. I hope there's something in the set that you like:</div>
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Thanks for reading and looking, and enjoy the rest of your week!Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-65383540393294282302012-11-26T11:57:00.000-07:002012-11-26T11:57:21.784-07:00Veterinary Election Fun<div style="text-align: justify;">
I know you may have already voted once at the beginning of this month, but democracy is calling yet again, dear readers.</div>
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Heska (a company that works with veterinary drugs, among other things) is currently holding a contest for different animal-related programs and projects. The grand prize of $25,000 will go to the winning project. As you may know, my dad is a veterinarian, and one of the projects he works with is in the contest. He specializes in animal dentistry, so he often teams up with the Peter Emily International Veterinary Dentistry Foundation (PEIVDF) to help provide dental care to animals, especially wildlife rescue and zoo animals. I'll include a few pictures my dad sent throughout this post. It's a good cause, and you can help, too.</div>
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If you go to the <a href="http://www.heska.com/Inspiration-Wall/Inspiration-in-Action-2012-Poll.aspx" target="_blank">Heska contest site</a> you can read about all the projects and vote for the one you think is the best. You can vote once per day until December 10th. You do need to register, but it's a very fast process and it's just to make sure that you don't vote more than once per day.</div>
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I think the PEIVDF project is very worthwhile, of course, but all of the projects seem pretty cool and worth checking out. And if you do decide to vote, whether for PEIVDF or any other project, thanks for your time and for participating!</div>
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Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-38449150107768448782012-11-24T16:07:00.000-07:002012-11-24T16:07:26.908-07:00Oh, Son Of A...<div style="text-align: justify;">
After my anti-Black Friday rant yesterday, I felt a bit better. I'd said what I felt, and didn't have to think about it again until next year. Little did I know, though, that on my website, there was something strange and almost hypocritical-seeming at work:</div>
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My friend Brad sent me this screen shot, saying "I just thought this was ironic." Indeed, a Black Friday Deals ad in the middle of a rant against Black Friday. But I guess that's just how AdSense rolls, since it seems to find the content in blogs and tailors ads accordingly. Oh well. I guess it <i>is</i> ironic, and kind of funny even. One might even say it proves my point. </div>
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Or maybe not. Either way, have a good weekend!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-81480346083608311122012-11-23T22:08:00.000-07:002012-11-23T22:08:30.899-07:00A Brief Note To Black Friday: You Are Crap<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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By "you," I of course don't mean <i>you</i>, Dear Reader! I mean the very concept of Black Friday, which is so vulgarly capitalistic and basically just about crass commercialism. If it were any other day, I'd say discounts would be welcome, but not the deceptive kinds that many people are now associating with the day after Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving--a holiday that is all about <i>giving thanks</i> and spending time with friends and family! Isn't that great? Well, it's not great for commerce, since you're not buying enough cards, decorations, or other crap.</div>
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I remember 10 years or so ago, the concept of Black Friday didn't even exist. They just called it "the day after Thanksgiving," and yes, everyone knew it was the busiest shopping day of the year. But that was out of necessity, since so many people have jobs that require them to work 5 days a week, so a Friday where the kids got off school and the folks didn't have to work <i>did</i> indeed provide a chance to go shopping. </div>
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But it was shitty. Every mall and every store was packed with every other idiot that decided to go shopping. That's why they started calling it Black Friday, since it was "black" as in "all the light has gone out of my life, since I'm here trying to find bargains at Sears when I could have stayed home, relaxed, and digested turkey on my day off."</div>
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But it seems like it's been just in the last few years that Black Friday became a big thing. A big, shitty thing, and I'm here to say I don't like it. The worst part is, it's even come to Costa Rica. But here they don't celebrate Thanksgiving, so the whole idea of it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. And the discounts here are something small, like 10 or 15%. So they have "<i>viernes negro,</i>" but no one knows why it's called black, nor why everyone's going to overpriced stores on this one day. It's all filler and no taste, which is even worse than Black Friday in the US.</div>
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I realize that it's too late to do anything about it this year, but next year I think I'll participate in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buy_Nothing_Day" target="_blank">Buy Nothing Day</a>. I can't say I did this year, though, since I paid for a Chinese class and then went to the supermarket to buy some noodles and ice cream. Dammit, I'm still in consumerism's claws!</div>
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Anyhow, Happy Black Friday! (See how bad that sounds?)</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-39568314619075362162012-11-22T15:54:00.000-07:002012-11-22T15:54:58.545-07:00It's The Great Turkey, Charlie Sitzman!<div style="text-align: justify;">
Well, it's Thanksgiving again, and I'm out of the country yet again. That's a bummer because Thanksgiving is great. But at least we'll be celebrating a bit in my class this evening --I even made some pies and everything!</div>
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My students and I have been doing a bit of research and a few lessons related to Thanksgiving, and so of course I came across "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving." I used to watch these Peanuts holiday specials almost constantly as a kid, or at least I think I did (and my mom seemed to confirm it). I had showed my class "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" to less-than rave reviews, so I'll not be showing this video tonight (I will, however, show a Simpsons Thanksgiving episode). But if you've not checked out the Peanuts' take on the holiday, you really owe it to yourself to see how weird these specials actually are. Here's the Thanksgiving one:</div>
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Now, if you actually made it through that, good for you. However, if you didn't, rest assured: it is fairly bizarre in parts. You can definitely see that the kids of the day must have really loved Snoopy, since in both this video and the Great Pumpkin he's got a few scenes of a couple minutes each where he just does things that don't really move the plot forward at all. You'd have a hard time finding that in today's cartoons (especially if you consider Great Pumpkin, which has got a 1- or 2-minute <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA4SEpU3WvM" target="_blank">scene with Snoopy</a> where he's apparently hallucinating that he's a World War I flying ace...yay Halloween!).</div>
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The Thanksgiving one does have a great scene with toast around 8:20, though. Gotta give it that. Toast is possibly my favorite food. It's just so versatile.</div>
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Plus, having actual kids do the voices gives both videos an eerie touch, and the dialogue is also very high-level stuff that even I need to listen to closely to understand. So in that sense, it's not even aimed at kids, necessarily, but then who <i>is </i>it aimed at? The thing that I think is weirdest about this one, though, is Snoopy and Woodstock's dinner at the end. Dude, Woodstock the bird is eating <i>turkey</i>. Isn't that nearly cannibalism? </div>
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Anyhow, don't get me wrong: I love Thanksgiving (<a href="http://sitzblog.blogspot.com/2009/11/thanksgiving.html" target="_blank">like I said here</a> a few years ago), and I think it's great. But as we enjoy our dinners and time with our families, let's not forget the hardships our forebears had to suffer in the 1970s and 80s, when there were so few high-quality Thanksgiving-themed TV specials to choose from. And me? I'm just thankful for my patient mom, who had to put up with us watching Peanuts-themed holiday specials for the last three months of every year!</div>
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Happy Thanksgiving!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-5703788855391456092012-11-18T20:00:00.000-07:002012-11-18T20:00:15.744-07:00More Trip Pictures<div style="text-align: justify;">
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I've finally finished uploading pictures from our October trip to Europe and New York City. The slideshow below has <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sitzman/sets/72157632046839128/" target="_blank">my favorites</a> (hence its name), but there are quite a few more from each section of the trip, if you're interested. You can check them out by going right to <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sitzman" target="_blank">flickr</a>, or through the links after the slideshow.</div>
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Here are the links to more pictures from the individual parts of our trip:</div>
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I hope some of them are interesting--if not, you can't say I didn't try. Thanks for looking and reading, and have a great week!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-89427968773328443872012-11-16T14:00:00.000-07:002012-11-16T14:01:54.887-07:00What To Do When You Get An Election<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Well, more than a week has passed since the election in the US. Whether you liked the result or not, it's over. Thank God. I know everyone wants to put all the campaigning, the onslaught of media coverage, and the relentless commercials out of their mind for as long as possible (4 years, ideally), but I had some thoughts to share. My ideas here aren't about the results, but the <i>process</i>. If you don't feel like reading them, that's fine, but let me live in my fantasy world for at least a few more paragraphs.</div>
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The main reason I'm even writing this is because I've observed other electoral systems in other countries. I've lived in Germany and Costa Rica for various elections and noticed some differences in how they Take Care of Business. No system is perfect, and of course ours in the US isn't perfect, either. But I think that we could still take a few ideas from other systems to make ours better (and vice-versa, frankly). So, in no particular order, here are my thoughts about...</div>
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<b>1. Make it easier to vote.</b> In general, really. In Costa Rica --and keep in mind this is considered by some to be a "third world" country-- people don't even need to register to vote. They have a list of people, and on election day you simply go to the closest polling station and they cross your name off. That seems much easier than the registration process I have to go through in Colorado. And actually, if you think about it, why <i>do </i>we even have to register? If it's really a democracy, shouldn't the assumption be that everyone should get a chance to let their voice be heard, <i>if </i>they want it heard? </div>
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On the other hand, if someone <i>doesn't</i> want to vote, I'd say that's his or her business (or loss, if you want to see it that way), and I wouldn't support laws like in Australia that fine non-voters. To me forcing someone to vote is just like trying to eat soup with a fork. I honestly have no idea how this particular metaphor works, but that's just the image that came to mind when I thought of electoral officials trying to force apathetic people to care about an election. If they're not inclined to vote, let them be lazy, I'd say.</div>
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<b>2. A Tuesday in November? Really?</b> In many countries (again, including Costa Rica), elections are held on Sundays and/or Saturdays, and the election day is basically treated like a holiday. No one who wants to vote should be prevented from doing so because he or she couldn't get time off work, because they had to take care of the kids, or because of inclement weather.</div>
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<b>3. Keep promoting mail-in and internet voting.</b> This election I voted by mail, and the previous one I voted by overseas absentee ballot (it was sent to me here in Costa Rica, a small miracle knowing the Costa Rican mail system). I think both of these are great steps in making the election more inclusive and accessible, but they could help kick it up a notch with online voting. If I had voted as an overseas voter this time, I could have actually voted by email, but I would have had to sign a statement that I accepted my ballot wouldn't be secret or private. I didn't care as much for that, plus I spent a lot of time in Colorado this year, so I just voted by mail. But still, why can't <i>anyone</i> vote by internet, and securely, too? I recognize that would require a verification regime, so that could indeed make things more complicated. But if <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2012/11/06/estonians-get-to-vote-online-why-cant-america/" target="_blank">Estonia can do it</a>, why can't we?</div>
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An additional benefit of both online and mail-in voting is of course that you don't need to wait in long election lines. In all the elections I've voted in, I never had to wait in line terribly long, but one time in Colorado I <i>did </i>have to wait about an hour and a half. It's not tragic, but for some people a wait time like that could prove a deal-breaker, especially if they had to go to work, pick up kids, or wait in crappy weather.</div>
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<b>4. Limit the money.</b> This idea seems to enjoy support from most sides. The money being spent on all types of campaigns, from President down to Dogcatcher, has become astronomical. And it doesn't even seem to make that much of a difference in the end. The only thing I <i>did</i> notice is that every 4 out of 5 commercials I saw in Colorado in October were about the election. At least if we limited the amount of campaign funding, the campaigns wouldn't be able to afford to annoy me as much.</div>
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<b>5. Get rid of the electoral college.</b> Seriously, it's confusing as hell and not even most Americans know what it's all about. And have you ever tried to explain it to a class of English students in a foreign country? Don't.</div>
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The point is, it's a weird system that most people say isn't very fair. If you're promoting a democracy, "unfair" and "confusing" are two adjectives you'd probably prefer <i>not</i> be attached to your system. I actually do understand (somewhat well) how it works, but I still think it's stupid. For a national election, why not just let the popular vote rule? You may know the "fun fact" that four former presidents have been elected through the electoral college, but lost the popular vote. That just doesn't make sense.</div>
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<b>6. Introduce proportional representation.</b> Either that, or some kind of threshold a party needs to reach to govern, like 65% or something. Whether you're a Democrat or a Republican, one thing's for certain: almost half the country disagrees with you. Plus, there's the old adage that voting for a third party is throwing your vote away. I do agree that you should vote your conscience, not your fears, and all those other sayings, but seriously, do you really think that just two (2) political parties can represents the wishes, needs, and beliefs of an entire country?</div>
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If we had a system that implemented proportional representation, we wouldn't have to deal with the downsides of a winner-take-all system. The main downside of course is that if a party can win a presidential election with 50.1% of the votes (and yes, even less than that, as we all know), then there's still a huge swath of the country that will feel their voice isn't being heard. </div>
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Imagine, for example, that in order to govern a country, a party had to get 65% of a vote, or to form a coalition with another party to reach that percentage. Or it could be 60%. Or 70%. In any case, it would encourage political parties to work together to make decisions and to get things done, while also enabling a larger percentage of the population's voice to be heard.</div>
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So, those are my ideas. I know that some of them --actually, most likely all of them-- will never be implemented in the US in my lifetime, but a guy can dream, can't he? Of course, I'm not a political scientist, and I've never studied these topics seriously. I therefore realize that some of these ideas may come off as impractical or even stupid, but this is just a sort of brainstorming device for me. But if an armchair political hack like me can sit back and come up with these six ideas in a few minutes, surely our greatest political minds can come up with more, even better ideas. After all, if the founders of the country talked about forming a more perfect union, it seems like we should at least be able to get rid of some of the most obvious imperfections. </div>
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What's your take? Do you think any of these ideas would work? Do you have other ideas? I'd love to hear your thoughts or other input in the comment section.</div>
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Thanks for reading. Have a great weekend, and don't forget: Vote (well, at least in 2016)!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-8760885433866846682012-11-14T12:14:00.000-07:002012-11-14T12:14:41.516-07:00For Your Consideration<div style="text-align: justify;">
My brother Paul recently worked on this music video by the group Train:</div>
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<a href="http://vimeo.com/53224700">Bruises (feat. Ashley Monroe) - Train</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user11713180">Khang Nguyen</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.</div>
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He's a filmmaker, and he usually works with sound and general production. He said that for this video, he was a "Unit Production Manager." I asked him what that was, since I wasn't sure, and he said that he was in charge of securing crew, equipment, food, and permissions on a short notice. In any case, that sounds a bit more interesting than teaching the use of present perfect modal verbs <i>yet again</i>, so I'm a bit jealous that he's gotten on a career path that sounds a bit more fun than mine, at least at the moment.</div>
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Also, Train is a fairly big name group. I know they did the "Soul Sister" song a few years ago, and I think they did something like "Drops of Jupiter," but that may have came out right when I moved countries and didn't listen to as much music. Still, the point is that I've heard of them, and that they're big enough to film and play at Red Rocks, so that's pretty cool. <a href="http://www.cmt.com/videos/train-featuring-ashley-monroe/855263/bruises.jhtml" target="_blank">The original link</a> Paul gave me was through the <a href="http://www.cmt.com/videos/train-featuring-ashley-monroe/855263/bruises.jhtml" target="_blank">Country Music Television</a> channel, but since that link didn't work for me in Costa Rica, I embedded the one above. I also thought it was interesting that they're apparently "country" enough now to be on that station. Then again, the definition of country may be changing, but I still know this: Toby Keith sucks.</div>
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So, good work, brother, and may we see many more videos and movies that you were involved with! </div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-88563765237978160612012-11-13T00:48:00.002-07:002012-11-13T00:49:26.498-07:00Pee Es<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<a href="http://sitzblog.blogspot.com/2012/11/gee-whiz.html" target="_blank">Last week</a> I wrote about why I pee on my lawn, and <i>how</i> <i>you can, too!</i> I tried to explain urine's fertilizing abilities, although I obviously possess absolutely no knowledge about chemistry, physics, or astrology (nor do I know which of these fields of study could explain why pee makes grass grow).<br />
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Nevertheless, it appears that urine is even more powerful and valuable than I imagined. You can check out <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5959396/these-teenage-girls-from-africa-made-a-urine-powered-generator" target="_blank">this article on Gizmodo</a> if you don't believe me; basically, a few teenage girls from Nigeria have created a generator that runs on urine. You can check out <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5959396/these-teenage-girls-from-africa-made-a-urine-powered-generator" target="_blank">the link</a> or their references yourself, but I think the take-home message here is abundantly clear: </div>
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Thanks for reading, and have a good one!<br />
<br />Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-63748335823195185542012-11-10T22:46:00.001-07:002012-11-10T22:48:03.203-07:00September 2012 Pictures of the Day<div style="text-align: center;">
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September? Yes, September. We were traveling a lot (mostly in China during September) so I've been slow at uploading pictures and posting to the blog. But here they are, finally:</div>
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I'm also currently uploading pictures from October and I'll put them here when they're ready. In the meantime, you can always check out my latest pictures on <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sitzman/" target="_blank">Flickr</a>. (And you can see some of the newest ones in the widget to the left.)<br />
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Thanks for reading, and have a great new week!</div>
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Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-15168282719198732572012-11-08T16:01:00.000-07:002012-11-08T16:01:09.432-07:00Gee Whiz<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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I recently came across <a href="http://www.theatlanticcities.com/technology/2012/10/greening-cities-through-power-public-urination/3695/" target="_blank">this article</a> on The Atlantic Cities site. It talks about a new system/product that will allow people to urinate outside in urban areas, and then harness that urine to fertilize plants. You should really check out <a href="http://www.theatlanticcities.com/technology/2012/10/greening-cities-through-power-public-urination/3695/" target="_blank">the article</a> for a better explanation, as well as to see a picture of the system.</div>
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So if you have a yard and you drink liquid forms of nourishment, consider combining the synergy of the two and seeing what happens.</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-37504852483268215832012-11-06T22:57:00.000-07:002012-11-06T22:57:16.622-07:00Wow, 800 Posts!<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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As I was logging in to Blogger to write a new post, I just realized that my last post on Sitzblog was my 800th post! That's pretty amazing, especially considering that when I started this blog in 2006 or whenever, I didn't technically know what a blog was, nor did I have any idea what I'd end up doing with this one.</div>
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And I guess I technically still don't know, but I would like to thank anyone who's read this blog along the way, whether you've done so consistently or coincidentally. I appreciate your support, and it's readers like you that make this whole thing more than just a glorified digital journal.</div>
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In any case, here's to at least 800 more posts--thanks again for reading!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-54148097834827162652012-11-01T00:47:00.000-06:002012-11-01T00:47:47.707-06:00Ladies And Gentlemen, Start Your Beards!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I don't do "Movember" (It just doesn't work to combine those two words, in my opinion), but I do get into <b><i>Novembeard</i></b>! This is what I came up with a few years ago, so we'll see if I can beat my own record this year!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-34677030997328529692012-10-07T14:11:00.000-06:002012-10-07T14:11:00.381-06:00Please, Please, Please Don't Let This Happen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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People who know me --my students in particular-- know that I'm no friend of cell phones. I don't really care if you have or use one, as long as it doesn't impede on what I'm doing or annoy anyone else. Unfortunately, about 99% of cell phone use seems to annoy me. But there had been one area that was mercifully free of cell phones: airplanes. However, that may be changing.</div>
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I was reading <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5945088/planes-will-be-safe-for-cellphone-calls-as-early-as-next-year-but-will-the-government-let-you-use-it" target="_blank">this article on Gizmodo</a> about how cell phone use may be allowed on flights as early as next year. They have <i>worked </i>on planes forever, of course, but until now they've been prohibited, thank God. But apparently the newer plane models and technology won't be affected by cell phone signals.</div>
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If people are texting on planes, that's fine with me, as long as they don't try to text me (plus I've blocked them on my phone, so it's a moot point anyhow). But anyone who tries to actually make a non-emergency phone call on a plane should be beaten with sticks or the stick-like sandwiches that pass for meals on domestic flights these days. </div>
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Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-44117850835054307052012-09-30T00:58:00.001-06:002012-09-30T00:59:12.676-06:00China Trip Pictures<div style="text-align: justify;">
I'm still planning on writing more about our trip to China, but things are busy now that we're back, and it's going to take some time to reflect (and to actually write about it) before I do that. But in the meantime, I've gone through hundreds of pictures and chosen my favorites from our trip. You can <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sitzman/sets/72157631633675230/" target="_blank">check them out here</a> or in this slideshow:</div>
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If for some reason that's not enough and you want more, then you can <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sitzman/collections/72157631626062629/" target="_blank">go here</a>. There are folders for each city we visited, as well as a "<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sitzman/sets/72157631633874719/" target="_blank">Complete</a>" set of all the pictures I uploaded from our trip.<br />
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Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-28026120060331679752012-09-26T10:55:00.003-06:002012-09-26T10:55:47.281-06:00August 2012 Pictures of the Day<div style="text-align: justify;">
I realize that it's now almost the end of <i>September</i>, but we were in China for three weeks and I got behind on some things in the meantime. Anyhow, I finally got August's Pictures of the Day lined up and ready to go. Have a look if you'd like, and check back in a few days for pictures from China, as well as a "trip report." </div>
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It's Monday so of course like every Monday, it's also Meat Loaf Monday, where we on Sitzblog celebrate the music of Meat Loaf (even if we're not consistent enough to write a Meat Loaf Monday post <i>every single Monday</i>). However, we coincidentally got invited to dinner by our friends Dustin and Sam, and guess what they were serving: damn right! Meatloaf!<br />
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So, to commemorate the event, I thought I'd share this classically weird Meat Loaf video for "You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night)," even though it's a cool, early fall night here. It takes about a minute before the song even starts, but that's part of the beauty of Meat Loaf. Enjoy!</div>
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Thanks also to Dustin and Sam for the invite and the tasty Meatloaf!</div>
Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-27326798213036881822012-09-11T15:16:00.000-06:002012-09-11T15:16:00.957-06:00Sitzbook: "The Dirty Parts of the Bible" By Sam Torode<div style="text-align: center;">
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This will be a short review. I actually only got this book because it turned out to be <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dirty-Parts-Bible-Novel-ebook/dp/B003K15MO0" target="_blank">free on the Kindle</a>. I have Amazon Prime, so I can borrow one book from their "Lending Library" for free every month. This book had good reviews so I decided to check it out; as it turned out, it was <i>free </i>free, and it didn't even count towards my monthly book rental. So that was cool.</div>
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The story itself is also cool. I guess it follows a Biblical story (I seem to have a lot of these religious-sounding books this year, for some reason), but it takes place in the 1930s. It was pretty entertaining and well-written, and it was generally entertaining. It didn't especially light a fire under my ass, though, especially when the story got taken to Texas. But that's just how stories go sometimes.</div>
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Oh, and it's not actually dirty. It's very arguable that this blog is dirtier in almost any given aspect of dirtiness. Just as a disclaimer.</div>
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In any case, I liked it, especially at $0.00. It's very difficult to criticize any book at that price. If you're interested, you can check out the preview in the video above. I hadn't actually known that they were making trailers/previews for <i>books </i>these days until I saw one for <i>The Visible Man</i>, the great Chuck Klosterman book <a href="http://sitzblog.blogspot.com/2012/01/2011-sitzbook-wrap-up.html" target="_blank">I read last year</a>. Here's that trailer, in case you're interested (I'd also definitely recommend the book):</div>
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Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-41871107382779308522012-08-31T00:09:00.000-06:002012-08-31T00:09:37.527-06:00Cool Map<div style="text-align: justify;">
I recently came across <a href="http://blog.noupsi.de/post/28896819324/why-are-americans-so" target="_blank">this interactive map</a> of Google autocomplete results on an interesting site called "<a href="http://blog.noupsi.de/" target="_blank">no upside</a>":</div>
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Sitzmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11736024263670063703noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20516483.post-87829098733084591552012-08-21T00:12:00.000-06:002012-08-21T00:12:16.818-06:00Emancipation<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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My brother Paul is a filmmaker. Also, he's a great guy. But we're not here to kiss Paul's ass. We're here to talk shop. He's going to be involved in a project called <i><a href="http://www.emancipationthefilm.com/" target="_blank">Emancipation</a></i>, which will begin shooting in October. It sounds very interesting to me, and I thought I'd mention it here. If you'd like to learn more, <a href="http://www.emancipationthefilm.com/" target="_blank">here's the film's website</a>. They're trying to secure more funding there, too, so if it does strike your fancy, you can donate on that page (it's similar to a Kickstarter campaign, but for Indie projects). Anyhow, have a look if you'd like!</div>
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