A Few Days Off

It's been a few days, so sorry I've not but up more pictures lately. Angela had her birthday this last weekend, so we ended up going to the beach. I'll try to put up a picture or two from that excursion, but here's an older picture that I took earlier this year in Esterillos. I just like it, so that's why it's here.
It shows guys fishing in the sunset, so what's there not to like?

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Concert Periscope

I chose this picture to examine a bit closer because first of all, I like it and second of all, it's from Mexico. I took this picture--and many more, if you check out this link--in 2006. I went there with my brother Paul to visit my friend José. It was a great trip, and it sort of helped lead me to where I am today: in Costa Rica.

See, I visited José on a whim, because it was spring break and there were cheap tickets to Mexico City. After being there, I decided that I'd like to learn more Spanish. At the same time, José mentioned he was going to Argentina to visit our mutual exchange student friend Andrés, and I ended up tagging along on a great trip to South America. While there, I learned more Spanish, but I wanted to get even better, so I asked my friend Christa if she still had connections at a school in Costa Rica that she'd taught at. She did, I came here, and the rest is history.

In any case, this picture is from a free Manu Chao concert in the Zócalo in Mexico City. Many people were too short to see over the tall people, so some marketing genius was selling these homemade periscopes throughout the square. It's not terribly amazing, but it's still one of my favorite pictures that I've taken, for some reason.

Also, Angela and I just bought tickets yesterday to go to Colorado over Christmas, and we're going to make a stop in Mexico to go to my exchange-student friend Aurora's wedding in Veracruz. The last time I stopped by Mexico, my life began to follow a remarkably different path, so who knows how this next week-long visit will change me and Angela. Perhaps a year from now we'll be blogging from a military prison in North Korea, or volunteering at a food kitchen in Estonia...

I guess you never know.

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Updated Construction Sblog

Yesterday I put up some new pictures of our house construction. It's moving quite quickly now, so check them out!

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CSMP

If you can tell me what number this represents, then you probably can't do long division, either.

For today, I'm going to depart from pictures that I've taken because I just stumbled upon this very special picture above. If you're my age and from Fort Collins, or at least if you went to Timnath Elementary School, then this image may cause a mix of nostalgia and/or nausea. For me, it's mostly the latter.
This is one of the notorious "minicomputers" from the CSMP math program that was unleashed upon unsuspecting children on the Front Range in the early 1980s. I ranted a bit about this program a few months ago, but it was just in passing. So, I made a note in my little calendar to do some research into CSMP, and to find out whatever became of it.
As it turns out, CSMP doesn't actually stand for "Crappy Stupid Math Program," as we all thought. It's actually "Comprehensive School Mathematics Program." Evidently, it's been decommissioned--or perhaps the correct word would be "disarmed"--and is currently no longer a threat to our world's children. However, there is still a group out there called the "CSMP Preservation Project" which is trying to save and reinstate CSMP. Follow this link to read more. This site has enough PDF files of "String and Minicomputer Games" to cause a former CSMP student to suffer through another acronym: PTSD. (Oh, and fun fact: Among other things, CSMP also stands for "Committee for Sensible Marijuana Policy," an advocacy group in Massachusetts).
In any case, if you didn't take part in this program, then most likely none of this post makes any sense. But if you were in this program, I probably just either made or ruined your day, depending on how hipster and/or retro you're feeling today.

(Picture from Wikimedia Commons)

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Guiding Light

I believe I put this picture up when I took it around a year ago, but I still like it. It's a picture of the magnetic Virgin Mary statue on the dashboard of my father-in-law Honorio's 1985 Land Cruiser.
Many cars here have little magnets, decals, air fresheners, and other doo-dads that display saints, prayers, and other religious imagery. I guess in the US people have the "Jesus Fish" bumper thingy, but that's about it, usually. Here there's like a whole little subculture based around these trinkets.
I do wonder, though, in which direction Mary is supposed to face. Should she be placed to look at the drivers to better protect them, as well as provide a happy face to pray to, or should she be placed looking forward, providing her with a nice view of the oncoming road?
Maybe it's one of those things--like taking communion--that I'm not allowed to know about since I'm not Catholic.
Who knows.

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Oh, Deutschland...

For today's picture, I chose this one that I took of the "New" Town Hall in Hannover, Germany. I mainly chose it because I like it, but also because it makes me think of Germany. A few years ago, as I was getting my Master's Degree in German, I would have never imagined that I'd end up living in Central America.
But here I am. Don't get me wrong; I'm happy to be here, and I'm elated to be married to Angela. At the same time, though, I notice that I'm forgetting German slowly but surely, and probably a month or so ago, the total time I'd spent in Germany was eclipsed by the total time I've spent here in Costa Rica.
I guess it just goes to show you that no matter how much you try to plan your future, the future may have other plans for you.

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All You Need Is Just A Little Patience...

Here is the close-reading picture for today. I was looking for pictures to feature, and this one caught my attention because it shows our lot before the house was there. It's hard to believe that this was taken at the end of March! There have been many, many delays with the house, but when I compare how it looks now (see below) with this picture of an empty lot, it's actually pretty amazing how fast it's going. We're actually thinking that most of the work (aside from painting, cabinets, and moving in) will be finished in a week or two.

In any case, I guess that this picture just helps keep things in perspective. And by the way, check out the pictures from the Construction Sblog that I put up last weekend. I'm hoping to get some more pictures up this weekend, but I accidently forgot my memory card reader at an internet café, and I think some little shit walked off with it. So, we'll see what happens.

But the lesson here is clear: If you want a house, just buy one that's already built.

The house now.

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Other Receding Lines

I took a day off yesterday so that you could all have a chance to catch your breath from the frantic pace of the November picture posting. Plus, I was lazy.

In any case, today's picture is of the lovely Angela and my mad-doctor dad. I put it up because it's a good picture that I took, but also because I have teeth problems these days.

When I was a kid, I was one of the lucky few that never had to have braces because I had great teeth. But lately, my gums have been receding even more than my hair, and I'm not sure why. I asked a few dentists, and some said it was from not flossing enough, and others said it was from flossing too much. The dentist here in Costa Rica said that it wasn't a problem. Many people have blamed all the coffee I drink, but they don't realize that coffee is delicious. This has been going on for a while now, and when I was a Teaching Assistant for the Scandinavian Department, my boss even gave me the Viking name of "Ryan Battle Tooth."

Anyhow, who knows what's going on, but my teeth sting sometimes when I eat...well, almost anything. As I said, I've talked to a dentist here in Costa Rica, but I don't trust her much. She's Angela's dentist, so that should be a bit comforting, but Angela also comes from a culture where "dentalwork" can mean throwing the baby out with the bathwater; many people around Berlín and in her family simply had all their teeth pulled and replaced with dentures. Plus, the dentist's office here is less clean-looking than my dad's dental clinic in Colorado...and he's a veterinarian.

So dad, can you book me for some gum grafting when I come home for Christmas?

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The Revenge of Bryan Sitzman

Last Friday I dressed up for Halloween, sort of:

I told my students that Ryan was sick, and that my name was Bryan, Ryan's Evil Twin. It was actually pretty fun, because they played along. For example, when I couldn't name the capital of Uganda--it's a long story, but we talk about capitals a lot in my class)--they said, "Oh don't worry Bryan, I'm sure Ryan would know." And my coworkers were freaked out, too. Mainly just because they weren't used to seeing me with hair. Quite a few people didn't even recognize me in Clark Kent mode.

In any case, though, it's interesting to observe how the hair really makes the man. Obviously, this was just a shitty wig, but I looked completely different. And in my class yesterday, my students found out that I was 28. Many of them were very surprised, possibly because I look like I'm in my 40s, hair-wise. They laughed when I told them, "The years haven't been kind." I got the same effect when two of my coworkers who look younger than I do, learned that I was actually a bit younger than them. It was all a good moment of Schadenfreude, but I'm not sure if the Schadenfreude was at their expense or at mine.

Basically, hair on your head is great. If you have some, enjoy it while you can, you lucky, hairy bastards.

Abrazos,
Bryan Sitzman


(Photo credit: Carlos Cascante)

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And You Thought Many Roads Led to ROME...

A week ago Angela and I were going to a construction material depot outside of Palmares and we came across this sign in the road:


Well, the good news is that someone finally got my memo about either naming the streets in this country, or at least putting up a few signs to show the way to major cities and tourist attractions.

The bad news is that the whole system still needs a bit of tweaking. But at least it's better than "Follow the cars," which were the verbatim directions to the Caribbean that one of my students gave me.

It's a good thing that we weren't going to San Jose or I probably would have just driven my car right into the signpost out of desperation.

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New Construction Pictures

I just updated our Construction Sblog, so you should head on over to the site to check out some new pictures. It's even more fun than inhaling varnish for hours on end!*

*Results may vary depending on the type of varnish you use.

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Picture Close Reading: Who Would Jesus Tailgate?

I decided to put up this picture for a closer look because it displays something that I find disturbingly interesting: The Crucified Jesus Head.
As if the crucifix alone wasn't gory enough, they've now modified it by focusing on Jesus' thorn-crowned head and stylizing it a bit. Then, they put it on every third taxi, delivery truck, and private car in this country.
I don't mean to make light of the crucifixion; in fact, I almost feel that that's what the people who put these decals on their vehicle are doing. And for some reason, the people in these trucks and cars seem to be some of the worst drivers, and the vehicles seem to belch out even more black smoke all over.
This might be symbolic, but I don't know what for. All the same, I just thought I'd share it with you.

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Picture Close Reading #1

This is my first "Picture Close Reading" for November. For this project, I'll more closely examine a picture that I've taken or that I am featured in.

I chose this picture because it's a good demonstration of how I could improve my blog, my website, and my writing in general. I have a tendency to write notes on my hand so that I don't forget things. This is OK in theory, but in practice I often have no idea what the hell I wrote. This especially happens when I'm driving in the car, and I have to write with one hand on the wheel and my eyes on the road.

So the other night I got home and saw this note on my hand, and I have no idea what it's supposed to mean. I wrote it while I was driving in the dark, and I obviously was paying more attention to the road than to my penmanship. This may not even be written in Latin script. Unfortunately, the same thing even happens when I have time to concentrate.

Every day when I go to and from work, I get two little tickets of paper to prove that I paid at the tollbooth. I've started to use them as a replacement for Post-It notes when I'm at work. As a result, when I empty my pockets at the end of the day, numerous little yellow slips of paper fall out, and all of them have illegible notes scribbled on them. Or if they're legible, they make no sense. For example, last night I found one that said: "Lighting 24 hr." Sure, Past Sitzman, whatever.

In any case, if you ever wonder why my blog seems so schizo, that may be the reason why.

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November

Well, now that it’s November, I guess I should feel obliged to end Blogtoberfest. I know it wasn’t a huge output of writing or ideas, but at least it was a slight increase over what I’m normally able to post to this blog.

As I mentioned before, now that it’s November, I’ll be writing a novel. I now officially have only 29 days left to go, after all. You can follow the progress, I believe, by clicking on this link. My brother Paul is also doing this project, and I believe that my friend Brad will be doing it, too, at least if he can hide it from his wife. The site seems to be very busy now at the start of the month, but apparently the traffic slows down within a few days...you can search for me by looking for "Sitzman," and Paul is "P Sitzman." Brad thinks he'll be "BBonner." Also, my word counter is only changed when I change it, so without internet access, it may stay the same for a few days at a time. But rest assured that I’m using all of my free time to write a coffee-drunk novel to make you laugh, cry, and cringe.

Finally, I’ll be trying to load up a bunch of pictures throughout November so that Sitzblog won’t be completely neglected. My ideal plan will be to have one picture a day, but we’ll see how the logistics of that work out. Some of the pictures will be new, some will be old, but I’ll try to find ones that are interesting or significant to me. The idea will be to do some sort of “close reading” or analysis of the pictures. I will also try to only use pictures that I took, or else that feature me in some way. It’s all part of the ego-tripping that is Sitzblog--and it’s also an attempt to avoid copyright-based litigation.

In the meantime, I hope you enjoy the pictures, and I hope you enjoy November. And in the immortal words of the gentle poet Axl Rose*: “Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain.”


*PS: Apparently after a few centuries of eager anticipation, Guns N’ Roses fans will finally be treated to the new GNR album, “Chinese Democracy,” sometime near the end of this month. I imagine there might be a bit of lag time before it makes it to Palmares, but you can be pretty sure that when it does, the November Novel will have to take a backseat for a few days!

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